Rock

Appearance
Rock is a medium-sized rock. They seem to have no curved sides whatoever.

Personality
Rock is most often seen skulking about, but when he does interact, he appears gloomy and depressed, regarding himself as worthless and incapable for several reasons, mostly due to not having arms. He consistently claims that life is meaningless. The only time he ever smiles is when he is around his only friend, Flukenest, who appears to enjoy his presence. They seem to flatter him.

Mostly, though, Rock simply sits around, not talking to anyone or anything.

Origin
The rock in Wuppo is a store-bought item, that barely serves any purpose. In the game, its item description simply reads "...Enjoy?"